I Throw Drogues
Cotton tee / more styles inside
From $26.99
Dropzone Mafia / Sunset load
Good altitude.
Bad influence.
For the last load.
And the stories after it.
Printed to order
Allow a few days before dispatch. Carrier transit is separate. Shipping details
Damaged or misprinted? We'll replace it.
Get the fit right
Check the size guide on each product page before ordering.
01 / Off-duty essentials
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I Pull Out
Cotton tee / more styles inside
From $26.99
Skydive SHI T
Cotton tee / more styles inside
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Sitfly
Cotton tee / more styles inside
From $26.99
Fluent in dropzone.
I pull out.
You get it.
Some jokes need explaining.
These aren't for those people.
02 / Your people
Shop by tribe.
03 / You're among friends
From the DZ.
For the DZ.
Made by a working tandem
and AFF instructor.
The jokes come from the packing mat,
not a marketing meeting.
Stay on
the manifest.
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Before you order
What does made to order mean?
Your item is printed after you order. Production happens before shipping transit, and items may arrive separately. We do not promise a holiday or special-event arrival date.
How much is U.S. shipping?
Free U.S. shipping on orders of $19.99 or more. Orders under $19.99 ship for a flat $4.99. Read the shipping policy.
How do I choose my size?
Use the size and fit guide on the product page and compare that exact blank with a garment you already like. Size labels can fit differently across blanks. Current sizes and colors are in the picker, up to 2XL.
What are the returns and exchange rules?
Every item is printed for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. No need to send it back. Read the full policy.
How should I care for my item?
Care depends on the exact blank. Follow the care bullet and full fabric/care accordion on its product page, plus the garment label. Do not iron directly on a printed design. Some fabrics must not be ironed or tumble dried. The 11oz ceramic mugs are dishwasher-safe.